29 November 2012

Movie Review: Strippers vs Werewolves by Jonathan Glendening

Title: Strippers vs Werewolves
Director(s): Jonathan Glendening
Genre(s): Comedy, Horror
Rating: R
Release Date (UK only): April 27, 2012


Okay, I know what you’re thinking. Strippers? Werewolves? Really? You must be crazy! Yes, as a matter of fact, I am kind of crazy--- crazy in love! For reals, folks. This is no laughing matter. Actually, that’s not true because there’s quite a bit of elicited laughter when you watch a bunch of scantily clad pole dancers blow away a pack of hairy man-beasts. But in all seriousness, this movie was one of those special rarities that caught me by surprise with how legitimately entertaining it was. Remember that time I rated a book on the awesomely bad scale? Yeah, Strippers vs Werewolves is kinda like that. It’s one of those rare gems that’s so terrible; it becomes, in fact, awesome. Look, don’t try to fight it. It’s science, people. 

Let me just preface the rest of this review by noting that over Thanksgiving, I was super ill. Thusly, I spent the bulk of my holiday bed-ridden and in a Nyquil/Benadryl induced haze, instantly rendering Neflix my new BFF. And being in such a drugged stupor, things like Strippers vs Werewolves starts to sound like a really good idea. And much to my Kleenex-loving delight, it was! Just know that going in, it’s better to eliminate any expectations and take the movie at face value because, c’mon, the plot revolves around strippers and werewolves. Hey! They’re English strippers! Naturally they’re a step above their American counterparts because anyone with an English accent is, by default, classier. Anyway, the plot is as the title describes—strippers versus werewolves. More specifically, a stripper accidentally murders a werewolf so his pack decides to deliver swift justice upon them all. Only they didn’t gamble on the fact that one of the stripper’s boyfriends is a Van Helsing of sorts and he equips our busty ladies with some serious firepower to fight back. And you better believe they fight back in the most epic and half-naked of ways. 

It quickly becomes clear that director, Jonathan Glendening, knew exactly what he was doing. This movie is purposefully over-the-top, ridiculous and yet still frequently funny. The cheese factor is high but that’s what endears it to my heart even more. I especially appreciated the references to the 80’s classic, The Monster Squad, which was very unexpected. And for those of you with a keen eye, you’ll notice an homage to other cult horror movies in there as well, which is totally cool. But, by far, the best thing about it was the cameos. 

Remember her? Yeah, she's in the movie too!
I am a HUGE movie freak so when I see appearances by Robert Englund (aka Freddy Kreuger), Alan Ford (Snatch) and Lysette Anthony (Dracula: Dead and Loving It), I get really excited. Like, irrationally so. And while some may fault Glendening for his choice of old school make-up effects, this is where I give him applause. Traditional monster make-up is a dying art, one that I can still appreciate more than the overly-used, cartoonish CGI we usually see in B-list horror. Of course, the movie isn’t without fault either. I think Glendening was trying too hard at times for that ‘artsy’ sort of feeling with all the jump cuts and slow-motion, but it is what it is. Overall, it surprisingly hit the mark and exceeded my low-brow expectations. And when you’re sick, you can’t ask for much more than that! 

Summary Prognosis 
Strippers vs Werewolves is definitely not going to win the Oscar, like ever, but it certainly maintains merit in terms of entertainment value. A comedy masked as horror, it’s somewhat crass, campy and a bit fun! This movie is a crowd pleaser for those of you who can get down with movies that don’t take themselves too seriously. If anything, it’s fun to watch for the cameos, alone. FYI: being completely doped up on Nyquil doesn’t hurt either! 


Rating: ★★★½ 


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4 comments:

  1. lol Nikki, glad you enjoyed Strippers vs Werewolves even if it was the Nyquil taking effect. I heart Robert Englund. I totally agree, English accents make people seem classier.
    You know what awesomely bad movie I just recently re-watched, Crybaby, the one with Johnny Depp. Have you seen that one? It's so bad, it's good.

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    1. OMG, I loooove Crybaby! In fact, John Waters is from Baltimore and sets a few of his films there. When I was a kid, they filmed a few scenes right near where I lived and I remember watching the film crew set up for a scene at the top of my street! So cool.

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  2. reallly? that is really cool. Whenever I mention Crybaby, no one knows what I'm talking about....lol.

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    1. Haha, oh yes, me and Crybaby go way back. :)

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